We'd had some pretty good days.
A few here and there.
But next month:
"April showers bring May flowers."
It'll be yucky, but come May...
It's nice to see some "growth"
in people's gardens as you walk by their homes.
That's one of my favorite parts of Spring.
The second part is the snow melting. Until it's gone.
It can take some mounds of snow longer to melt
because the dirtiest snow doesn't let the sun shine
through the dirt to melt it, I guess.
There is at least one "pit" where they dump the snow
that they remove from the streets.
It has to go somewhere.
So they just dump it, there.
I think some people "get in" there
somehow
with their metal detectors.
I had one, but for whatever reason,
it stopped working.
I had taken it in to be "fixed" once.
I guess I thought it had been...
"Something's wrong with it AGAIN,
can you "fix" it AGAIN?!"
Fkn greedy b@stards
ALL OVER THIS CITY.
If I was head of a MILLION DOLLAR
company....
WHAT WOULD $420 be to ME?
Compared to what $420 actually is to me?
AND I WANT THEM TO JUST
BE JUST AS SH*TTY AS THEY ARE
BECAUSE, THEN,
THEY CAN'T TURN AROUND
AND SAY THAT THEY'RE NOT.
BECAUSE THEY CHOSE THAT.
Did they have to "find a way"
TO STICK ME ON THE WAY OUT?
BECAUSE WHEN I GAVE THEM THE KEYS
THEY SAID FK ALL
ABOUT ME OWING ANYTHING.
WHY WAIT A FEW WEEKS
TO BE ALL LIKE "BTW...."
AFTER I'M NOT EVEN THERE,
THEY HAVE THEIR KEYS BACK
WHY BE ON MY BACK?
IT'D BE DIFFERENT
IF I FKD OFF
WITHOUT EVEN TELLING THEM
LEAVING EVERYTHING BEHIND...
LIKE I WAS TEMPTED TO DO
ON VARIOUS OCCASSIONS.
FOR VARIOUS REASONS.
Is a company
WHO STICKS YOU ON THE WAY OUT,
AND AFTER YOU GAVE THE KEYS BACK
A COMPANY THAT VALUED MY TENANCY?
OR A COMPANY I WANT TO RENT FROM
IN THE FUTURE?
THEY LET ME "GO"
WHEN I gave them back their keys
WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING TO ME.
AND THEN WENT BEHIND MY BACK
AFTER I MOVED OUT
TO DO THIS.
WHEN THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO.
WEEKS LATER.
IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT THE AMOUNT.
IT'S THAT THEY WENT BEHIND MY BACK
WHEN THEY COULD HAVE TOLD ME
TO MY FACE.
WHEN I GAVE THEM BACK THEIR KEYS
THEY HAD ME UNDER THE IMPRESSION
I DIDN'T FKN OWE ANYTHING.
THEN THEY TURNED RIGHT AROUND
AND DID THIS BS.
They literally had the city bill me.
BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T BILL ME
DIRECTLY.
AFTER THEY HAD MY KEYS
AND MY LEASE WAS UP,
THEY COULD HAVE BEEN
AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN
OFF MY FKN BACK.
THAT is what the issue is.
It would be a DIFFERENT STORY
IF THEY WERE CHARGING ME
FOR DAMAGES FFS.
WHICH THEY AREN'T
AND TOLD ME THEY WEREN'T.
SO I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION
THAT I COULD JUST GIVE THEM BACK
THEIR KEYS
AND WALK TF AWAY.
I GUESS I WAS WRONG.
Fkd up to be wrong about that
WHEN THEY DIDN'T SAY
ONE DAMN WORD ABOUT IT
WHEN I GAVE THEM BACK THEIR KEYS.
AND SINCE THEY HAD THE "TIME"
TO SHOW MY APARTMENT
WHILE I WAS STILL IN IT FFS,
THEY HAD THE TIME
TO SEE IF I'D LEFT ANYTHING THERE
AND GAVE ME THE OPTION
TO REMOVE IT, MYSELF,
SOMEHOW
OR GET DINGED FOR IT,
BUT DID THEY DO THAT?
SINCE THEY HAD THE TIME
TO GO BEHIND MY BACK ABOUT IT,
THEY HAD THE TIME
TO AT LEAST DO THAT, RIGHT?
NOT LEAVE ME THINKING
I COULD JUST WALK AWAY...
AND THEN WAIT FOR A FEW WEEKS
AND THEN GO BEHIND MY BACK FFS.
It's not even THAT THEY DID THAT.
IT'S WHY THEY DID THAT
AND HOW THEY DID IT.
Wait until I'm "settled"
in my "new place"
AND APPLY PRESSURE
JUST TO HAVE "THEIR WAY."
WAS NO GREAT AND PRESSING NEED
TO DO THAT...
Yet, here. we. are.
When I was giving the keys back
they asked me if the mailbox key
was the key for my storage locker
in the basement.
I'll tell you WHY I STOPPED
STORING MY THINGS
IN THE BASEMENT STORAGE LOCKERS.
One time, one of the pipes BROKE.
Water everywhere.
OKAY, THAT HAPPENS.
NOT A BIG DEAL
THAT THE PIPE BROKE.
What P*SSED ME OFF
is that THEY KNEW
THAT IT WAS MY LOCKER
THAT WAS "AFFECTED"
BECAUSE IT WAS REGISTERED TO ME.
AND WHAT WOULD IT HAVE BEEN TO THEM
TO DIRECTLY NOTIFY
THE PEOPLE WHOSE LOCKERS
WERE "AFFECTED"?
DID THEY MAKE THE "TIME"
TO DO THAT?
EVEN AS A FKN COURTESY?
SO THEY COULD DRY OUT
THEIR THINGS THAT GOT WET?
WHAT did they DO, THOUGH?
They MOVED my stuff
WITHOUT TELLING ME.
AND "lost track"
of where they "put" it.
By the time I found it,
IT WAS MOLDY.
NO SAVING ANYTHING.
AND WHAT DID THEY DO?
TO COMPENSATE ME?
THEY GAVE ME A $20 CREDIT FFS.
SO WHY, AFTER THAT,
WOULD I WANT TO STORE
ANYTHING IN THE BASEMENT?
BECAUSE THEY "CAN'T"
GIVE ME CASH.
THEY HAVE TO GIVE ME "CREDIT ONLY."
Just like they can't "take cash"
CREDIT ONLY.
FOR RENT PAYMENT.
THEY ARE TRYING TO BANK
ON THE FACT THAT I "MIGHT"
NOT BE ABLE TO PAY THE "REMOVAL FEE"
AND BE STUCK
LOSING MY SUBSIDY.
AND BE FKD.
AFTER I JUST MOVED HERE.
PROBABLY BECAUSE
THEY COULDN'T KEEP HASSLING ME
ABOUT TRYING TO BREAK MY FKN LEASE.
I notified them I was moving out.
THEY SAID I"D HAVE TO SIGN AN N11 FORM.
To "break my lease."
And I only had a month notice
that I was getting transfered here.
SO I GAVE THEM
AS MUCH NOTICE THAT I GOT.
WHEN IT SHOULD BE MONTH TO MONTH.
I DIDN'T SIGN A 20 YEAR LEASE.
I signed a year lease.
After that year was up,
it should go to month-to-month.
UNLESS THEY GET YOU TO SIGN
EACH YEAR.
That's what someone was telling me,
yesterday.
Anyway, I got a knock at my door.
I was like "Perfect timing! I just woke up!"
We laughed.
Last night, he'd left his guitar here
because it was a pain for him
to take it back downstairs.
So I said his guitar could join my guitar for the night.
And he was saying: "Lucky guitar, I wish I was a guitar."
So I said "If you were a guitar,
you could only spend the night with other guitars."
And I said that, in hopes he'd drop it.
Because I knew he knew
that I knew where he was going with it.
AND WHAT HE MEANT BY IT.
BUT HE DIDN'T.
"I wouldn't mind spending the night with you."
We both laughed.
He turned the light off that was by the door
and we both laughed, in the dark
before he left.
He alluded to whatever
WHEN HE ASKED ME IF I HAVE A BF.
"I think you're hot."
"Thanks." WHAT could I say
OR AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THAT?
"Thanks for s*xualizing me"
"Never asked to be"?
I was going through my photo album thing
to show him pictures of the cottage
that my grandparents used to have
because I'd told him about it, before.
TODAY, THAT'D BE A MILLION DOLLAR
PROPERTY.
MY GRANDMOTHER GOT BONED BY HER LAWYER
ON THAT DEAL.
I felt like they couldn't wait for my grandparents
to be OFF that property
BECAUSE MY GRANDFATHER
HAD A BURN BARREL.
AND THE SMOKE DRIFTED
ONTO THEIR PROPERTY.
WAS MY GRANDFATHER
SUPPOSED TO CONTROL
WHAT DIRECTION THE WIND BLEW?
ANYWAY, LIKE I SAY, THAT PROPERTY....
THE VALUE OF IT, TODAY,
EVEN BACK THEN....
It was right on the water...
The thing about being right on the water, like that, though...
THE RIVER RISES EVERY SPRING.
THAT'S WHY THE COTTAGE WAS RAISED OFF THE GROUND.
AND WHY WE HAD TO WAIT
FOR THE WATER TO RECEED
BEFORE WE COULD EVEN GO THERE.
BECAUSE NO POINT
IF WE COULDN'T EVEN DRIVE UP TO IT.
That cottage was one of the best things
of my childhood.
When I started smoking, I'd go climb a tree.
TO SMOKE UP THERE, UNSEEN LOL.
Couldn't prove I'd been smoking
IF I HADN'T BEEN SEEN DOING IT. LOL.
HARDER TO DENY
IF I'D BEEN CAUGHT "RED HANDED."
I think that comes from
getting caught with blood on their hands.
"Red handed."
Could be wrong, but that's my guess.
So that was my logic, back then,
just do it where nobody will think to look for me.
That's why (when I went AWOL) I chilled at the airport.
BECAUSE THAT'S THE LAST PLACE
THEY'D LOOK FOR ME.
BECAUSE I WAS JUST A TEEN.
HOW WOULD I HAVE HAD ENOUGH MONEY
FOR A FLIGHT ANYWHERE?
DID I EVEN HAVE A PASSPORT?
DO I EVEN HAVE ONE NOW? LOL.
WHERE TF AM I GOING TO GO?
TO MEXICO?
(No offense to Mexico).
(Just saying: How am I going to even get ANYWHERE
outside of Canada without a passport?)
My "accidental death coverage..."
I don't have that anymore, even.
BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE THE $12/MONTH.
AND THEY CANCELLED MY POLICY.
SO THEY CAN GO FK THEMSELVES, TOO.
Your money's good
until you miss ONE payment of $12 LOL.
AND WHAT BUGS ME
PEOPLE TRYING TO GET MONEY FROM ME
WHEN I'M ALREADY BROKE LOL.
"Excuse me, do you have a dollar?"
"Do YOU? Because I could use a dollar, too."
But they literally see me PICKING UP CANS
AND ASK ME
IF I HAVE A DOLLAR FFS.
MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE A DOLLAR
JUST PICK UP 10 CANS,
BUT WOULD THEY?
OR WOULD THEY JUST ASK SOMEONE?
Like people asking me ALL THE FKN TIME.
FOR AN "EXTRA" CIGARETTE.
For one, they don't put "extras" in packs.
If I could even afford to be a smoker, today.
OR EVEN WANTED TO BE ONE.
BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN QUIT SMOKING
IF THEY CHOOSE TO DO IT.
LIKE I DID.
I was asked to quit smoking, by my son.
Because he didn't want me to die.
He was 6.
I guess they were learning about smoking
or somehow learned that
"smoking can k*ll you."
That smoking can cause
all kinds of "health issues."
WHICH IT CAN.
SO HE ASKED ME.
SO I QUIT.
BECAUSE HE ASKED ME TO.
AND IT SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO TAKE
MY SON ASKING ME TO QUIT, TO QUIT.
I COULD HAVE JUST QUIT, MYSELF,
AND SAVED THE MONEY I WASTED
BUYING CIGARETTES FFS.
BECAUSE I'D TAKE A CIGARETTE
IF I WAS OFFERED ONE,
BUT I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY.
BECAUSE THERE ARE NO "EXTRAS"
IN ANY PACK LOL.
So I went to that place, today.
Where they give away free stuff
like sleeping bags etc.
I brought some things to trade.
When I told them that I brought some things
to trade, upstairs,
they said "you don't have to trade."
I said: "I know, but taking stuff,
just kinda makes me feel "guilty and selfish."
Just to "take" something,
just because I "want" to...
EVEN IF I'M ALLOWED TO.
I got a cordless phone.
It came with a manuel,
but the manuel is in French lol.
When I get it "figured out,"
it could be a "nice little phone."
And will probably work better
than this one.
I don't know if it's because I dropped it
a multitude of times
that it... Is the way it is...
But, it's on its way out.
I can still keep it as an emergency phone.
A back up. If I need it for that.
"Why don't you just get a cellphone
LIKE EVERYONE ELSE,
A***?"
BECAUSE IF I BROKE IT
OR LOST IT
IT'D BE A B*TCH FOR ME
TO REPLACE IT.
And having A PHONE just
FOR WHEN I NEED TO USE IT,
IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
CAN'T LOSE IT
WHEN IT'S ATTACHED TO YOUR HOME LOL.
When I told them that I have a "home phone"
they said "We're not used to hearing that."
BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS A CELLPHONE, NOW,
RIGHT?
BECAUSE EVERYONE WANTS ONE,
RIGHT?
AND EVERYONE "HAS TO" HAVE ONE,
RIGHT?
The funny thing is that they are older than me.
THEY GREW UP NOT HAVING ONE.
EVERYONE HAD HOME PHONES ONLY.
BUT NOW IT'S ALMOST UNHEARD OF LOL.
"So can we text you?"
"No, you can't. I have a home phone."
Home phones (landlines) used to be able
to get text messages lol.
They had an "automated voice"
that would read the text to you.
When someone texted hahahaha...
The voice would say:
"h""a""ha""a""ha""a" etc.
Was pretty funny.
I guess that was costing the phone companies
just to have that "service"
so they cut it
BECAUSE "EVERYONE" HAS CELLPHONES NOW.
And when I say the word phone,
I'm referring to a phone, not a cellphone.
Because plenty of phones
aren't cellphones...
THERE ARE STILL PAYPHONES AROUND.
THANKFULLY.
AND WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO
IF YOUR BATTERY "DIES"
AND YOU CAN'T "RECHARGE" IT RIGHT AWAY?
But it's gotten to a point
that people can't really remember phone numbers anymore.
They have to look at their "contacts"
on their phones LOL.
IT'S JUST SAD TO ME
THAT A 6 YEAR OLD
WHO SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE A PHONE, YET
IS MORE CONCERNED ABOUT IT
THAN THEIR UNCLE
WHO JUST GOT SH0T
RIGHT NEXT TO THEM FFS.
Probably in shock of it...
But, "My phone! My phone!!!!"
And they have actual SIGNS
At the train station, HERE
THAT TELL PEOPLE
THAT IF YOUR PHONE
FALLS ONTO THE TRACKS
DON'T TRY TO "GET IT."
TO CALL SECURITY
AND THEY'LL CALL THE MAINTENACE PEOPLE
TO COME GET IT FOR YOU.
BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE THAT FKN STUPID
ABOUT THEIR PHONES
THAT THESE SIGNS
NEED TO EXIST FFS.
Do I want to be "part" of the "society"
that is "part" of the "problem"?
THAT THEY NEED SIGNS
TO TELL PEOPLE THIS?
OR CAN I GO HOME,
SEE IF I GOT ANY CALLS
WHEN I WAS OUT
AND POUR A CUP OF TEA
WHILE I CALL THEM BACK?
Because do I NEED to be
ON MY PHONE ALL FKN DAY?
I'm already on my computer
way more than I should be.
SO WHY THE FK
SHOULD I JUST TRADE
ONE SCREEN FOR ANOTHER?
JUST BECAUSE "EVERYONE ELSE" IS?
JUST BECAUSE "EVERYONE ELSE" WANTS TO?
IF "EVERYONE" WANTS RADIATION
AND BRAIN CANCER...
WHO AM I TO TELL THEM THEY DON'T?
IF "EVERYONE" WANTS TO WALK INTO TRAFFIC
LITERALLY...
BECAUSE THEY WON'T LOOK UP
FROM THEIR PHONE
TO LOOK TO SEE
IF THERE'S TRAFFIC COMING
TO MAYBE NOT WALK INTO...
WHO AM I TO TELL THEM
THEY DON'T WANT TO?
If "everyone" needs SIGNS
TO TELL THEM TO STAY TF OFF
AN ACTIVE HIGH VOLTAGE TRAIN TRACK FFS
WHO AM I TO TELL THEM THEY DON'T? LOL.
And the sad thing is this:
THE PEOPLE WHO PUT THESE SIGNS UP
KNOW THAT IT ONLY TAKES ONE IDIOT
TO FKN DO IT
AND THEY'LL SAY
THERE WASN'T A FKN WARNING.
Because of that person
WHO SUED OVER HOT FKN COFFEE
BECAUSE THERE WASN'T A WARNING
ON THE FKN CUP SAYING:
WARNING COFFEE IS HOT.
SO NOW WE ALL NEED TO BE WARNED
TO STAY OFF THE TRACKS
EVEN IF YOUR PHONE FALLS
ONTO THE TRACK.
BECAUSE THEIR PHONE
IS SO IMPORTANT TO THEM
THEY NEED TO BE TOLD
THAT: ACTIVE TRACK = HIGH VOLTAGE.
HIGH VOLTAGE = DEATH.
OVER. A. PHONE.
BUT TELL THAT TO PEOPLE
WALKING INTO TRAFFIC
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T BE BOTHERED
TO FACE THE RALITY THAT:
ONCOMING TRAFFIC = DEADLY.
EXPECTING MOVING VEHICLES
TO BE ABLE TO STOP ON A DIME.
Sure, there are BRAKES.
But is there enough time TO brake?
WHEN SOMEONE WALKS INTO TRAFFIC?
OR ARE THEY TOO BUSY
LOOKING AT THEIR PHONE
TO EVEN STOP TO THINK ABOUT THAT?
OR ANYTHING ELSE?
That's what bugs me about cellphones.
AND GOING OUT TO EAT WITH SOMEONE
WHO WILL LITERALLY IGNORE YOU
TO BE ON THEIR PHONE.
WHILE YOU'RE RIGHT FKN THERE...
I saw a video of a husband getting sick of
just being ignored ON DATES WITH HIS WIFE.
BECAUSE SHE'D RATHER BE
ON HER FKN PHONE
THAN JUST FKN TALK
AND SPEND TIME WITH HIM
ON A FKN DATE FFS...
THAT HE TOOK HIS WEDDING RING OFF.
TOSSED IT IN HIS GLASS
AND WALKED OUT.
AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN FKN NOTICE.
THAT'S WHAT IT'S BEEN LIKE FOR ME.
JUST "HANGING OUT"
WITH MY FRIENDS.
THAT I DON'T WANT TO "HANG OUT."
Like my friend making the excuse
that it was too expensive to go to a place
I wanted to go to FOR MY BIRTHDAY,
BUT HE HAS THE MONEY
TO LOAN TO ME, EVEN.
It would have been one thing
IF I WAS JUST ASKING TO GO THERE
OUT OF THE BLUE
OR FOR NO REASON, JUST BECAUSE.
IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY.
And it wouldn't have been anything
TO MY PARENTS
IF THEY SAT THROUGH CHEECH AND CHONG
WITH ME
BECAUSE I WANTED TO WATCH IT
ON MY FKN BIRTHDAY.
If any other time, fine, deny me
WHAT I WANT, WHATEVER.
BECAUSE ULTIMATELY IT DOESN'T MATTER.
BUT THE ONE TIME
I SHOULD EVEN "GET TO"
AS FOR SOMETHING LIKE:
"CAN WE WATCH THIS?"
AND IT'S MY FKN BIRTHDAY,
WHY TF CAN'T I?
HOW MANY BIRTHDAYS DO I EVEN HAVE LEFT?
So I'd rather spend my birthday ALONE
THAN BE LIKE "YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH
FOR THE LITTLE THINGS
THAT YOU WANTED
ON YOUR BIRTHDAY."
SO I SHOULD GET TO DECIDE FOR YOU.
LIKE I DO EVERY OTHER FKN DAY OF THE YEAR.
BECAUSE IT MATTERS WHAT I WANT, NOT YOU.
EVEN ON YOUR FKN BIRTHDAY.
Like the guy who I was supposed to have plans with
on my birthday.
His car broke down so he couldn't come pick me up.
He asked his neighbor for help
TO PICK UP HIS CAR.
AND THEY COULD HAVE COME
PICK ME UP, FOR MY BIRTHDAY,
ON MY BIRTHDAY.
BUT NOPE.
GFY EVEN THOUGH WE HAD PLANS.
ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.
SO WHY BOTHER?
AND TO SIT ACROSS FROM SOMEONE
WHO WON'T PUT THEIR PHONE
ON AIRPLANE MODE
AT THE VERY FKN LEAST
TO SIT THROUGH A MEAL
WITH YOU
AND LISTEN
TO YOU
WHAT.IS.THE.FKN.POINT?
WHY BOTHER?
To summerize why I'm not "addicted"
to my "phone."
THIS IS WHY.
FK THAT.
Does it make sense?
Any of those points?
I really hope they do.
Because the "mentality"
of today's "society" is fkd
When we needs those signs at train stations...
When people are walking into traffic...
When someone's getting ignored
WHEN THEY ARE RIGHT FKN THERE.
BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T JUST
SLIP THE PHONE
INTO THEIR FKN POCKET
AND ACT LIKE IT'S NOT EVEN THERE.
I can do that.
BECAUSE MY PHONE'S AT HOME.
AND IF YOU'RE TRYING TO CALL ME
WHEN I'M NOT HOME
I'LL CALL YOU BACK
WHEN I GET HOME.
Pretty simple, eh?
Just like it used to be.
THE ONLY THING A CELL IS GOOD FOR
IN MY OPINION
IS HAVING IT FOR AN EMERGENCY.
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE
AN ACTIVE PHONE
TO BE ABLE TO DIAL 9-1-1.
IF THE PHONE TURNS ON,
YOU CAN MAKE EMERGENCY CALLS WITH IT.
WHICH IS HOW IT SHOULD BE.
But I bet people still try to text me
and wonder why I don't reply to texts lol.
BECAUSE I CAN'T RECEIVE OR SEND TEXTS
FROM A HOME PHONE.
AND I'M OKAY WITH THAT.
IF I NEED TO "SEND THEM A MESSAGE,"
THAT'S WHAT FB IS FOR.
NOT JUST FOR ENDLESS MINDLESS SCROLLING.
Social media is another "beast."
Because of FOMO.
Fear of missing out.
IF YOU'RE NOT ONE FB ALL DAY
YOU "MIGHT" MISS SOMETHING. LOL.
I would hang out with my "friend"
and the whole time we're supposed to be
"hanging out"
They're ignoring me
TO BE ON FKN FACEBOOK?
THEY CAN DO ALL THAT SH*T
WHEN I'M NOT THERE FFS.
ISN'T THE POINT OF HANGING OUT
TO HANG OUT?
EVEN IF IT'S SOMETHING AS LAME AS
WATCHING A MOVIE TOGETHER
OR JUST LISTENING TO MUSIC?
Put. FB. Your. Phone. TF. AWAY
WHEN YOU HAVE "COMPANY."
To "maybe" keep your "comany"
COMPANY.
FB AND BS CAN FKN WAIT.
WON'T BE GOING ANYWHERE.
IT'LL STILL BE THERE
AFTER YOU DROP YOUR FRIEND OFF.
And if you feel "called out"
BY ANYTHING I JUST SAID,
YOU'RE THE REASON
I'M EVEN SAYING IT.
Because it should GO WITHOUT SAYING.
Because why?
BECAUSE BACK IN THE DAY
there used to be such a thing called
HAVING MANNERS.
AND NOW...
HAVING MANNERS SEEMS TO BE
JUST AS "UNHEARD OF"
AS HAVING A HOME PHONE FFS.
It should be OBVIOUS not to fkn INSULT SOMEONE.
ESPECIALLY IF YOU WANT SOMETHING FROM THEM.
BUT JUST IN FKN GENERAL, Y'KNOW?
It shouldn't JUST BE
because YOU WANT SOMETHING FROM THEM.
IT SOULD BE BECAUSE
YOU HAVE SOMETHING CALLED
MANNERS.
BUT YOU HAVE TO HAVE MANNERS
TO BE ABLE TO TEACH
WHY MANNERS ARE IMPORTANT TO HAVE.
Because if you don't?
YOU FORCE COUNTRIES LIKE JAPAN
TO NOT WANT IGNORANT TOURISTS
AND RUIN IT FOR THE REST
WHO ACTUALLY HAVE RESPECT.
AND WHAT? MANNERS!
The thing with Canada...
Being "nice" is being confused with "polite"
AND HAVING MANNERS.
Which too many people
WHO COME FROM OTHER COUNTRIES
DON'T SEEM TO HAVE.
AND DID I SAY ALL? NO?
I SAID TOO MANY.
I said too many
WHO DON'T.
HAVE MANNERS.
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE SUBJECT IS.
THE POINT IS.
NOT WHEREVER TF THEY CAME FROM.
BECAUSE THAT DOESN'T FKN MATTER!!!
What matters is having what?
MANNERS.
A lot of Canadians aren't "nice"
like the stereotype...
We generally have manners
AND WHEN TO USE THEM.
Being "polite" and having "manners"
HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH BEING "NICE."
WE DON'T USE OUR MANNERS
AND BE POLITE
TO BE "NICE."
WE DO IT BECAUSE WE HAVE MANNERS
AND USE THEM.
I can be "polite" about paying the $420.
BUT I DON'T HAVE TO BE "NICE" ABOUT IT.
I CAN KEEP THE LETTERS
AS A FKN TESTAMENT
AS TO WHAT THEY'RE REALLY LIKE.
AFTER YOU MOVE OUT FFS.
JUST BECAUSE IT WAS A PAIN IN THE @SS
FOR THEM...
AFTER HAVING TO PUT UP
WITH THEM.
AND HAVING TO FKN PAY
THEM.
TO DO IT.
JUST TO PUT UP WITH THEM FFS.
I CAN FRAME THE LETTERS
AND HANG THEM UP ON MY WALL.
AND WHEN ANYONE ASKS,
I CAN TELL THEM THE STORY
THAT GOES WITH THEM.
THE REASON THEY EXIST.
AND NOBODY CAN SAY
SOMETHING FRAMED, ON MY WALL,
FOR EVERYONE TO SEE
DOESN'T EXIST.
But I'll still be "polite" about
LETTING THEM BE @SSHOLES.
JUST TO BE "NICE." LOL.
BUT DOESN'T MAKE THEM
ANY LESS OF WHAT THEY CHOOSE TO BE.
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