Today, there was a "tweaker"
outside selling stuff.
He ended up selling a $35+ bottle
of Polish Vodka,
3 $7 sandwhiches.
4 ice creams.
All for? $5
And they'll be straight with you
"trying to make my drug money"
basically saying that.
$5 for crystal m#th.
And he was probably out
all morning stealing stuff to sell.
So one guy says "Yeah I'll take that bottle. How much?"
Buddy says $5!!! He could have got like $20.
As soon as he got that fiver, he was outta sight lol.
Left faster than I could even realize he was gone lol.
What I would like to do is something for the places
who have been helping people.
I got on a "couch list."
So they asked me what kind of couch,
long, short etc.
And you give them your name and #.
And when someone gives them a couch,
you get a call.
Cool, eh?
And they have a "room" "upstairs"
(of the antique shop)
that has free stuff for anyone who needs it
like they give away those plastic mats,
mats made from plastic bags.
Sheets, blankets, pillows, curtains...
Dishes, stuff for "houses" and "homeless."
So you can take what you need type of dealio.
I like it so much I've got some things to
trade for other things.
I haven't been able to buy myself
anything for my new place, yet.
So I'd like to exchange some cups for other cups.
And I would also like to trade a small coffee maker
for one of the cordless phones they have.
I saw some things I would like to buy...
Just...
AFTER I ALREADY MOVED OUT
THEY CHOSE TO STICK ME
WITH A "FEE" TO "REMOVE"
SOME OF THE THINGS I LEFT THERE
WHICH WAS NOT FKN MUCH.
AND TO THINK THAT THE COUPLE
OF OTHER THINGS I WAS GOING TO LEAVE THERE...
IF THEY ARE CHARGING ME
FOR WHAT I DID LEAVE THERE,
WHICH THEY ARE.
AFTER I ALREADY LEFT.
IF I LEFT THOSE THINGS
THAT I WAS GOING TO LEAVE
THEY WOULD BE CHARGING ME
EVEN MORE FFS.
LIKE CAN'T YOU JUST LET SOMEONE LEAVE?
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY CAN'T GET OUT
FAST ENOUGH....?
I LITERALLY COULDN'T
BECAUSE THEY WERE SHOWING MY PLACE
WITH ME STILL IN IT FFS!!!
ALL THE BS INCONVENIENCES
I'VE HAD TO GO THROUGH
BECAUSE OF THEM.
FOR YEARS.
THEY HAD THE POWER
TO PULL A STUNT LIKE
TO CHARGE ME AN ADDITIONAL FEE
JUST BECAUSE I LEFT A FEW ITEMS THERE FFS.
THEY ARE A MILLION DOLLAR COMPANY
AND THEY LITERALLY WANT TO
STICK YOU
ON YOUR WAY OUT.
And I have a DUE DATE for when they want THEIR MONEY
OR THEY'LL MAKE IT EVEN WORSE FOR ME.
AFTER THE BS I WENT THROUGH JUST TO MOVE HERE.
And my friend I borrowed money from...
He had an argument with me about it
ABOUT THEM STICKING ME.
And if all you're going to do is
INSULT ME AND ARGUE WITH ME
ABOUT SOMETHING
YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT.
AFTER I GIVE YOU THE FACTS....
THAT'S NOT A CONVERSATION I WANT TO HAVE.
ESPECIALLY WHEN I START OFF SAYING
I'M NOT TELLING YOU THIS
BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO "DO"
ANYTHING ABOUT IT
BECAUSE HE'LL TRY TO "DO"
SOMETHING ABOUT IT
AND AFTER INSULTING ME
SAYS "I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU."
DID I ASK FOR HELP?
DID I ASK FOR SUGGESTIONS?
NO?
THEN WHY ARE YOU "TRYING TO HELP" ME?
WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME SUGGESTIONS?
AM I TELLING YOU?
JUST TO TELL YOU?
YEAH?
THEN LET ME JUST FKN TELL YOU.
CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME?
NOTHING ELSE?
BECAUSE IF YOU INSULT ME
I'M GOING TO WANT TO END THE CONVERSATION.
I HAD TO WALK AWAY FROM THE CONVERSATION.
BECAUSE IT WAS GOING NOWHERE.
AND THAT'S WHAT BUGS ME ABOUT:
CAN YOU JUST LET ME TELL YOU?
JUST THAT? NOTHING ELSE?
COOL THAT YOU WANT TO "HELP" ME
BUT YOU'RE BEING "UNHELPFUL"
AND INSULTING ME,
ON TOP OF THAT...
NOT COOL OF YOU,
AND NOT COOL TO ME.
Anyway, I have to walk away from the conversation
At some point
because if he's already not listening
WHAT IS THE POINT?
FOR HIM TO KEEP NOT LISTENING?
IF I WANT TO BE UNHEARD,
I'D GO AND BE AROUND JUST ABOUT
ANYONE ELSE LOL.
HE'S NEVER HEARD ANYTHING.
I FEEL LIKE HE JUST DOESN'T FKN LISTEN.
AT ALL,
IT COULD BE ABOUT THE MOST SERIOUS FKN THING
AND THERE'D STILL BE SOME REASON
THAT I'M WRONG, HE'S RIGHT.
ALL FREAKING WAYS.
but until he starts fkn listening
AND HE WAS TELLING ME THAT I WAS ASSUMING
THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO
ABOUT THEM STICKING ME.
THERE ISN'T.
OR THEY'D TELL ME IF THERE WAS.
BUT HIM ASSUMING
THAT NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN TO ME
FOR JUST HAVING TO LEAVE STUFF THERE
WAS WHAT?
ASSUMING????
LIKE HE SAID I WAS DOING? RIGHT?
DID I CALL TO FKN ARGUE WITH YOU?
OR DID I CALL TO TELL YOU SOMETHING?
IF I CALLED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
WTF DO I WANT TO BE ON THE PHONE
ARGUING OVER THE FACTS
I JUST FKN GAVE YOU FOR? FFS.
He was the one who said
ANYTHING YOU DON'T WANT TO
OR CAN'T BRING,
JUST SHOVE INTO A CORNER,
THEY CAN DEAL WITH IT.
AND THEY SHOULD HAVE JUST FKN
DEALT WITH IT
AND LEFT ME TF ALONE
AFTER I LEFT
AND GAVE BACK THE FKN KEYS.
DID I TRASH THE PLACE?
THEY EVEN TOLD ME
THEY WOULDN'T CHARGE ME FOR ANYTHING
BEFORE I LEFT THERE
BEFORE I MOVED
AND HAD TO LEAVE SOME THINGS THERE.
I'm not even talking like 2% of my things, even.
A freezer, 2 bikes, a shelf, and air hockey table.
Pretty much it.
I was going to leave the futon frame there. I took it.
I was going to leave a cabinet there. I took it.
If I left either or both of them,
THEY'D TRY STICKING ME
WITH MORE.
IF YOU MOVE OUT
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T AFFORD THE RENT
AND CAN'T TAKE EVERYTHING WITH YOU
THEY'LL CHARGE YOU.
JUST.TAKE.THE.CRAP.OUT.TO.THE.CURB
LIKE.YOU.DO.WITH.THE.OTHER.STUFF
AND LEAVE THE PERSON MOVING OUT
THE.F*CK.ALONE.
WHY NOT MAKE IT VERY CLEAR
WHY THEY DON'T WANT TO BE STAYING THERE?
Because they can't make it any clearer
THAN GOING AFTER SOMEONE
BECAUSE THEY LEFT SOME THINGS
BEHIND.
LIKE WHO TF CARES?!
DIDN'T THEY PAY ENOUGH RENT FOR YOU
FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS
TO JUST LET THEM MOVE OUT?
WITHOUT ANY FURTHER HASSLES?
Sure, it's a hassle for them
TO JUST GET THEIR EMPLOYEES
TO JUST MOVE IT OUT
It'd be different
IF THEY WANTED ME TO PAY DAMAGES.
IF THERE WERE ANY.
RIGHT?
But if I left those 2 items there...
AND NOT TAKEN THEM WITH ME,
THEY WOULD HAVE CHARGED ME
TO "REMOVE" THEM, TOO.
They only did it because there was a WAY to do it.
AND they went to my new landlord basically.
Through the city FFS.
WHICH SHOULD FKN BE HARRASSMENT.
I DIDN'T TELL THEM MY ADDRESS
WHEN I MOVED
AND GOT IT IN THE MAIL.
I was fuming about that all fkn night
and all fkn day.
JUST TO STICK ME. ONCE MORE.
JUST BECAUSE THEY "COULD."
EVEN THOUGH THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO.
Anyway, my neighbor brought his guitar to show me.
He got it on a trade.
He traded an amp for the guitar.
He's been trying to get the guitar appraised.
I wanted to see it.
Because when we'd been out on the balcony
smoking a joint,
we were talking about the guitar
and how he got it on the trade.
GOT. IT. ON. A. TRADE.
I've seen it, a Washburn.
I was asking if he'd taken it in already
to show the guy he was going to take it to show to.
He says "yeah and the guy looked at it and said WOW."
So I had to see the thing.
IF A GUITAR GUY SAID WOW...
THEN... IT'S A WOW.
Anyway, he came over, with it, to show me
and played some old school for me.
I played a piece for him.
We busted out the de-alcoholized wine
and we listened to Judas Priest
and he told me about some cars he used to have.
He told me about a time there was a guy
who had someone park their car on their property...
AND SOLD THE CAR TO HIM.
THE CAR BELONGED TO A HEAD GUY
OF A BIKER "CLUB"
WHO WAS P*SSED!
BUT NOTHING CAME OF IT
BECAUSE THE DUDE WHO SOLD IT, SOLD IT.
HE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH
WHO'S CAR IT 'HAD BEEN'
HE JUST BOUGHT IT OFF THE GUY
WHO'D BEEN "STORING" THE CAR
FOR THE BIKER
HEAD HAUNCHO GUY.
I guess the moral of the story is:
DON'T SELL
SOMEONE ELSE'S CAR.
and it doesn't need to "concern you"
who's car someone else is selling you. LOL.
The biker was p*ssed because he put so much
money into that car....
Into the engine, the interior,
all that jazz...
AND IT WAS HIS CAR.
Didn't bother my friend after that.
After showing proof he paid for it.
I GUESS, THE CANADIAN WAY
TO SETTLE AN ARGUMENT.
FACTS WITH FACTS.
FACT IS HIS CAR GOT SOLD.
BUD DIDN'T STEAL IT, HE BOUGHT IT.
THE GUY WHO SOLD IT STOLE IT TO SELL IT
OR HE'D HAVE JUST STORED IT
LIKE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO LOL.
There's an island that is contested "land"
so Canada and Denmark have been "fighting over it."
But all they've been doing is
replacing each's others' flag
and leaving their "drink"
For Denmark, it's Schnapps
For Canada, it's Whiskey.
AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT?
JUST THAT?
INSTEAD OF BS WARZONES?
Man, it's just been cold today.
Tried to snow, but didn't stay,
but was cold most of the day.
I wanted to put the fishing lures
on "lay away" for my friend
(he's into fishing).
And I told them at the store, why.
My friend's been helping me.
So they let me pick out one
to give to him as a thank you gift.
AS LONG AS I DIDN'T TELL HIM THAT.
JUST BEEN A COLD DAY IN A FEW WAYS.
THEM TRYING TO STICK ME
LIKE THAT, IN THAT WAY
AFTER I LEAVE, EVEN.
JUST TO MAKE THINGS HARDER ON ME.
AND FOR EXTRA MEASURE
THEY WANTED THINGS
TO BE EVEN HARDER FOR ME.
ON TOP OF JUST THAT.
But I'll "let them" think "they won"
and "really stuck me where it hurts"
"just because they could."
BECAUSE I WILL KNOW
THEY CAN BE KNOWN
AS THE ONES WHO
WOULD CHOOSE TO DO THAT.
AND THEY CHOSE TO BE THE ONES
WHO CHOSE TO BE THE ONES
TO DO THAT.
AND IT'S FKD UP TO DO THAT.
EVEN FOR $5
EVEN FOR SOME M#TH.
But all they've been doing is
replacing each's others' flag
and leaving their "drink"
For Denmark, it's Schnapps
For Canada, it's Whiskey.
AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT?
JUST THAT?
INSTEAD OF BS WARZONES?
Man, it's just been cold today.
Tried to snow, but didn't stay,
but was cold most of the day.
I wanted to put the fishing lures
on "lay away" for my friend
(he's into fishing).
And I told them at the store, why.
My friend's been helping me.
So they let me pick out one
to give to him as a thank you gift.
AS LONG AS I DIDN'T TELL HIM THAT.
JUST BEEN A COLD DAY IN A FEW WAYS.
THEM TRYING TO STICK ME
LIKE THAT, IN THAT WAY
AFTER I LEAVE, EVEN.
JUST TO MAKE THINGS HARDER ON ME.
AND FOR EXTRA MEASURE
THEY WANTED THINGS
TO BE EVEN HARDER FOR ME.
ON TOP OF JUST THAT.
But I'll "let them" think "they won"
and "really stuck me where it hurts"
"just because they could."
BECAUSE I WILL KNOW
THEY CAN BE KNOWN
AS THE ONES WHO
WOULD CHOOSE TO DO THAT.
AND THEY CHOSE TO BE THE ONES
WHO CHOSE TO BE THE ONES
TO DO THAT.
AND IT'S FKD UP TO DO THAT.
EVEN FOR $5
EVEN FOR SOME M#TH.
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