Don't Drink the Water

This week has been... Something else.
So many feelings at once. Craziness.
Makes me wonder if I'm actually insane. Or what?
Human is what I am. It's mother nature doing what she does best.
I wouldn't be surprised if we got another huge snow storm.
It would just add to the irony.
When I finally get on the same page, I find myself there alone.
Or in another paragraph. The sentences aren't exactly related.

"She went to the moon." VS "He stayed home." Hahaha.
Typical.
Made a joke about it though. Which was funny, and true, which made it funnier.

"Had my guard up for so long that he f*cked off for a while.
Went to go take a piss in the moat."

I guess even guards need bathroom breaks, every once in a while...
But did he really have to leave the door wide open?! Bastard! He's fired!
At least wait until shift change! Geez.
There are designated breaks for a REASON!
To prevent TREASON! Hahaha.

Major security breach. Why didn't the alarm go off?
Did someone screw with that too?
Am I going to find some cut wires somewhere?
Who is responsible for this?

... Oh yeah... It's me. Whoops!
My bad.

But seems things are in working order now.
Hired another guard. He's on probation.
He better earn his trust...
Or to the dungeon with him, too.... Or...
Off with his head.
Because the Queen of Hearts said so!
*Crosses arms in front of chest*
Hmmph!

Let's not have that happen again!